FULL LENGTH EVENTS

NEIL SIMON’S RUMORS

By The Yardley Players

Fridays, Oct. 23 & 30, 2015 at 8pm                               

Saturdays, Oct. 24 & 31 at 8pm           

Sundays, Oct. 25 & Nov. 1 at 2pm

Well, here it is Charley and Myra Brock’s 10^th Anniversary, and my wife and I are looking forward to a classy evening with our closest friends and the always excellent cuisine that Charley’s post as Deputy Mayor of New York affords them at Sneden’s Landing.  Well, we arrive to find that our host has “accidentally” shot himself, his wife is missing and, what’s even worse, the kitchen staff has vanished!!  What are we to do?  We cannot let the media, or the police for that matter, reveal this horrendous scandal.  At least, not until we really know what has happened!   This comedic mayhem is surely something that only Neil Simon could have thought up and, if I weren’t personally ensnared in the chaos, I am sure I would be hilariously entertained, as you will be, by this fast-paced, laugh-a-minute show.

        Tickets: $18 adults, $16 seniors, $14 students/children